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When she would laugh the river would run,
She said she’d be a comedian,
Oh what a pity, oh what a shame,
When she said, ‘come calling’, nobody came.Tom Waits, “Reeperbahn” -
I must find this!
So… someone here in Louisville has this BRONZED HOVEROUND in their yard, like some kind of bizarre monument to disability. And it makes me laugh every time I see it.
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Why I adore my best friend when he’s drunk on facebook chat.
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Conversations with the 3 year old
Caden: I can tell you anything I want to, right?
Me: You sure can.
Silence.
Me: What would you like to tell me?
Caden: I love you!
Damnit I love that kid.
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“What do you want out of life?” the stranger asked.
Smiling sweetly, she replied “What every girl wants.”
“To find your one true love?”
“No. Just to find someone who cares enough to tell me I’m beautiful.”
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My favorite painting EVER.
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Bailey’s second video about me. Not as light-hearted at the first.
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Upcoming shows!
For more info, check out my website.
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Seriously.. I can’t stop laughing.

